Bloopers and Little Known Behind-the-Scenes, um, Scenes
from
Plight of the Freedom Fighters: Seeds of Memory


Pg. 6

Pipsqueak: Hey the Duke, just thought you’d like to know that your sign is spelled wrong.

The Duke: Yeah?  *stares quizzically at sign “xplosivs 101”* How’s it spelled then?

Pipsqueak: X-P-L-O-C . . . That’s not it. X-L . . . X-E . . . uhhhh

The Duke: *snickers*

Pipsqueak: You know?  I think you spelled it just right. *rubs the Duke’s helmet back and forth*

The Duke: *grinning* Smooth.  Real smooth.


Pg. 9

Longshot: *aims arrow*

Sneers: AYE!

Longshot: *shoots arrow awry and it bounces off a bucket (which came from where exactly? no one knows) and a branch before heading straight for his head.  It hits his helmet with a ker-clunk.*

Longshot: Ugh *falls over unconscious*

Sneers: . . .  . . . NOT MY FAULT!!!!!


Pg. 10

Longshot: *comes to Smellerbee to “tell” her the Avatar is visiting*

Longshot: . . .

Smellerbee: . . .

Longshot: . . .!

Smellerbee: I forget.  Is this your “Bee, you left your clothes on the bathroom floor” face? Or your “the Avatar has returned” one?”

Longshot: *facepalm*


Pg. 12

Jet: So . . . what’s the word?

Aang: Congratulations, Jet! Katara’s pregnant! You’re going to be a father!  

Jet: *faints*

Aang: . . . Wow.  I didn’t think he’d actually fall for that. *scratches head perplexedly*


Pg. 26

Smellerbee: Hey, the Duke!  Sing us a song!

The Duke: *stands* Ahem . . .

. . .

The Duke: *bursts out laughing*

Smellerbee: The Duke!

The Duke: Sorry! *gasp* It went the wrong way! *rolling on the floor laughing*

Smellerbee: Too much information! *waves hand in front of nose with a look of disgust*


Pg. 28

Jet: *strides down the middle of the table*

Everyone: Rufio! Rufio! Ru-fi-ohhhhhhhh!

Jet: *grins* Best. Movie. Evah.

((Shameless Hook plug.))


Pg. 32

Jet: Now, the last member of the party . . . was both a simple and a difficult choice, but . . . I’ve decided to bring the Duke along as well!

The Duke: Oh yeah! *jumps on top of the table and dances a jig*

Everyone (except Sneers): *laughs*

Sneers: Haha.  Very funny.  Quit improvising!


Pg. 40

Longshot: *hugs Bee and then looks intently into her eyes*

Smellerbee: . . .

Longshot: . . .!

Smellerbee: *cracks up laughing* I’m sorry!  I’m sorry!  I forgot my line.

Longshot: *facepalm*


Pg. 41

Skillet:  There’s no way around it, Jet. . . . It’s time we had a talk . . . about your hair! It’s gone to far!

Jet: Perhaps we should . . . part ways!

Jet and Skillet: *start laughing hysterically*

Sneers: *sneers* You’re all insane.


Pg. 49

Jet: I’m feeling really angsty now!  I hate myself!  I hate the Fire Nation!  I want to kill them all!

. . .

Jet: WELL??? Isn’t anyone going to try and cheer me up?!?!


Pg. 53

Pipsqueak:  Hey, the Duke?  Jet wanted me to make sure you were still alive.

The Duke: *throws a sheet over his head* No, I’m dead and now I’m going to haunt you all! *makes spooky spirit fingers*  Oooooooooo!

Pipsqueak: Oh. Okay.  Well, just making sure. *walks away*

. . .

The Duke: *pulls the sheet off* Apparently I need to work on my spirit fingers.


Pg. 59

The Duke: Ooo-hoo!  Sneers and Skillet be gettin’ serious!

Skillet and Sneers: What?

The Duke: Skillet and Sneers sitting in a tree! K-I-S-E . . . K-S-I . . .

Sneers: *grabs watermelon tray and slams it on The Duke’s helmet*


Pg. 72

Little Girl: Jet wait! *runs up to him*

Little Girl: You forgot your . . . um, your . . . *looks dumbly at her empty hands*  Hey, where is it?

Skillet: *hands little girl a used matchstick* Use this.  I hear it’s all the rage in the Fire Nation.

Jet: *frowns* Haha.


Pg. 79

Spatch: But if there’s a demon involved, maybe it just up and replaced Jet.

The Duke: Say what now?

Spatch: Well, you can’t say he hasn’t been acting like a completely different person, right?!  I mean, with the chanting, and the dancing around a fire in the middle of the night in his office, wearing nothing but his underwear . . .

The Duke: *o.O* REALLY?!?!?

Spatch: *deadpan* No.

The Duke: *disappointed* Oh.

. . .

Spatch and The Duke: *almost fall out of the tree laughing hysterically*


Pg. 85

Nau Huo: *goes charging toward Jet, fist first*

Jet: *steps out of the way*

Nau Huo: *keeps going until he runs overboard*

Jet: Well. . . . That was easy.


Pg. 91

Longshot: *gives murderous face of disapproval*

Jet: . . . *cracks up laughing* I’m sorry, dude.  But you’ve got to see your face.  It’s hilarious!

Longshot: *facepalm*


Pg. 93

Sneers: Hey, I shouldn’t have to get myself food.  I’m in charge now.  HEY SKILLET!  GET ME SOME FOOD!

Skillet: *off screen* GET YOUR OWN *CENSORED* FOOD!